dead-by-dessert:

David: Dwight and I don’t have pet names for each other.

Jake: Uh-huh… Hey, you know what bees make, right?

David: Honey?

Dwight: *calls out* Yes David?

Jake: Don’t ever lie to my face again.

This may be a nsfw porn blog but I have ships as well and I couldn’t not reblog this!